"Ready Willard and Simpkin on cats 3 and 4." - The bald dude who played the principle from "Back to the future"
You've probably never heard of Willard and Simpkin. Few have. You see, while Maverick and Iceman were in the Danger Zone with masked Russians trying to ram missiles up their tails, Willard and Simpkin were grounded thanks to a pair of broken catapults.
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They were this close to glory. This fuckin' close, only to be denied by faulty equipment. It's like being on the verge of fucking Megan Fox only to have your limp dick look up at you and shake his head as if to say "No" .
There would be no cheering crowds for Willard and Simpkin. No jocular back slapping. No thinly veiled homo-erotic beach volley ball. No in her prime, pre-sapphic Kelly McGillis. No Kenny Loggins... well, maybe the post-80's hippie Kenny Loggins who lives in the forest and butt fucks beavers, but that makes their fate even more sad.
1 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!!
Oh, man. I never knew there was a pair left hanging on this film. They totally need to do a KUNG POW style spinoff where these two fumble through footage of the original film.
Kenny Loggins may not love this post, but his beaver does.
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